How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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