You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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