She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My vagina just clenched in fear
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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