So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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