plz talk dirty to me
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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