I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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