I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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