When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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