your parents love me but you hate me
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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