Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we made out on top of his cat.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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