I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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