How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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