either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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