atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
