im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We need to rekindle our bromance
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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