and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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