Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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