Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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