I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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