If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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