Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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