i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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