i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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