I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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