Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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