I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Damn victory sex feels great
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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