"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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