I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
