i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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