Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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