The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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