it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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