So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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