Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Couch. On fire.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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