i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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