Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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