that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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