Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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