just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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