I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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