I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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