i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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