if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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