Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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