Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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