Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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