Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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