your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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