She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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