One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize