I think my fart just growled at me.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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