I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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