This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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