This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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