Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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