morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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