connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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